Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6915	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Farms Harvested:	694	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	89

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Items Found:	6382	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

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MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	4705	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Void Gems Collected:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	1554	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

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Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	3199
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Dragon Eggs Found:	9715
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105
Runes Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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