Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Votes:	4617	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2769	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Animals Bred:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	981509
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9100	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	6861	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	143
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net