Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

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Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	603396
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Emeralds Found:	488
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Towns Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	7720

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com