Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	4177	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

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Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	435942
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8304
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	1805
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mines Excavated:	2119
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	4994
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	993	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	0

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	623
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002