Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5537

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RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6058
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	2911
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Ores Mined:	9744
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7037	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2849	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	78690
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Runes Activated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	290	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	2319
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3892

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	76
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8122
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Votes:	623
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz