Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

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Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Votes:	322
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	69
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Farms Harvested:	224	Dragon Eggs Found:	1450
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ores Mined:	7027
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7058
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3486	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	6061	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	3298
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com