Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

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Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1931	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	9358
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	New Chunks Explored:	134686

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	128

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net