Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	2048
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Votes:	2876
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magic Items Found:	3462

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	9

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4576	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Farms Harvested:	678
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Emeralds Found:	7684
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	3267

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!