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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 247 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
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