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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8638 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1647 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2779 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.