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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9255 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 1772 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.