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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2515 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
New Chunks Explored: | 139916 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.