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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9430 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!