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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1160 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9456 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!