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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 320 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
