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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7920 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
