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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7542 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!