Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	5860
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	175

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1506	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
New Chunks Explored:	542451	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Farms Harvested:	279	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Star Shards Collected:	174
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	99
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	4676	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	226665	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8401

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Votes:	7064	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Farms Harvested:	281

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Animals Bred:	96
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

mcs.mccaverns.com