Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Emeralds Found:	2607

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Emeralds Found:	804	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5923	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	2469	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	8764	Star Shards Collected:	253
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	70399

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Votes:	4449	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crops Grown:	5366
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	1

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?

LilacMC Towny

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Learn more about LilacMC by visiting our website or you can go ahead and join our Discord server for more information!

Latest update: Mob Arena

Website: https://lilacmc.net Discord: discord.gg/7TVsdEZwdQ

play.lilacmc.net

HearthCraft

Active, Auctions, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Resets, ONLINE, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protection, Resources, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	750	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together.

Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map available Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy Land claiming Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories

Features

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds (resets monthly)
Live map available
Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech
Pet system
Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy
Land claiming
Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc.
Marriage plugin
/wild (random teleport) command
Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details	Server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty set to Hard Main world size is 90,000 * 90,000 No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, etc.

Useful Links	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions	1. Can I grief other players on the server? No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited. 2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage? No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase. 3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world? No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is. 4. How can I claim land on the server? You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land. 5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms? No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players on the server?

No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited.

2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage?

No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase.

3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land.

5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms?

No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

Zenith ShotaCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Balls, Censorship, children, controversial, cultural norms, double standards, Ethics, japanese tv, Loli, Media, penis, Protection, pussy, regulations, shota, ShotaCraft, societal values, taboo, television, Uncensored, zenith

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in your sad, pathetic life! Imagine a world where shota penises and balls roam free, but loli pussies are banned – just like Japanese TV! It’s a twisted universe where the rules make absolutely no sense, just like your ex-girlfriend’s taste in men. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before!

CraftyHub – No Straight Answers

answers, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHub, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Listening, Marriage, non-verbal cues, Open-mindedness, passive aggressive, passive communication, perspective, perspective-taking, relationships, Respect, Straight.., Understanding, validation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give non-answers, we give answers that will leave you questioning your existence! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next.

Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.

Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!

NoobzNotAllowed

Awareness, common misconceptions, critical thinking, crucial details, education, essential information, general knowledge, hidden truths, ignorance, important facts, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, Misinformation, NoobzNotAllowed, overlooked facts, overlooked information, overlooked knowledge, societal ignorance, societal issues, underestimation, uninformed population

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ores Mined:	9779	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	25

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture! Yes, you heard that right. These chickens have built the most epic structures you’ve ever seen, from giant chicken coops to skyscraper-sized nests. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to be initiated into their feathered fold and learn their ancient chicken building techniques.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pigs who have formed their own piggy mafia. They roam the land, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re not all bad. If you can prove your worth to them, they might just let you join their ranks and become a part of their bacon-loving brotherhood.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of this wacky world where chickens rule and pigs drool. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!