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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
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