Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

Choice, Choosing, clear, Crafty, decision, Decision making, decision process, Decisions, EASY, Effortless, McCraftface, no-brainer, obvious, opting, Picking, Pie, Selecting, Simple, Simplicity, straightforward, uncomplicated

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Farms Harvested:	648

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3755
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	1861	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	191	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crops Grown:	1003
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1688

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Votes:	1593	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4026	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	645

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Star Shards Collected:	215
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	232
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!