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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	192
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
New Chunks Explored:	575774	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4468	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1863	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4371	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8315	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	96220	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Towns Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!