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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	97	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	2622	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1357
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	195
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ores Mined:	6415
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	New Chunks Explored:	953991

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!