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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ores Mined:	8672	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	3515	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5780
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4893	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	9420

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.