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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Zombie Dances:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Towns Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.