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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Emeralds Found:	9379
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	5990

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1535
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	178	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	3074	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.