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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	4718
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Star Shards Collected:	145	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Towns Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Towns Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7349
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	940
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	2480	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	177
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Star Shards Collected:	229	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!