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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	171
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2846
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	New Chunks Explored:	672209
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	7854

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.