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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8420	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ores Mined:	4244
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9156
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	941

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Items Found:	2715	Void Gems Collected:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	7544	Dragon Eggs Found:	5811
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	1867
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4474	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ores Mined:	7493
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Towns Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crops Grown:	5484
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.