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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7529	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	5546	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4123	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3800	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1364	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	119
Crops Grown:	7988	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4429	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6338	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	7562	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6688
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	127
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!