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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Items Found:	5179
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Potions Brewed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2128	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	4536	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	1212
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.