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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Enchantments Applied:	119	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Love Letters Sent:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Farms Harvested:	942
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	7838
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mines Excavated:	4579	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6535	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7777

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3963
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	342690
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.