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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6759
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	814
Dimension Hops:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Potions Brewed:	85	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	3971
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.