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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	385
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crops Grown:	5689	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	8554	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	96	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	66
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crops Grown:	3993	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.