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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9405	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	109	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ores Mined:	6400
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4647
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	3512
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1246	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.