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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Potions Brewed:	115
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3088
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Towns Built:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	4342	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7625	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	292751
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.