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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9891
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Crops Grown:	7984

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ores Mined:	5898
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	8191

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5232	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.