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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	153	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Farms Harvested:	406
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mines Excavated:	2262	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6394	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2508	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	717
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	941337	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.