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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	7767
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	595
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8853	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	5178	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
New Chunks Explored:	230036	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1018
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Enchantments Applied:	213
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	245310	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.