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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	300	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	6824

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3036	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	256
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Items Found:	6081	Players Killed by Monsters:	4356

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.