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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	4946
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	164987	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
New Chunks Explored:	509551	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	1837
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5247
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	79157	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	171618	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.