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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3956
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2447	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	274
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Animals Bred:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.