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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	9173
New Chunks Explored:	546321	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	4036
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	189	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5472
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3888
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	6670	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.