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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	1205

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4323	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	94	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8858
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ores Mined:	5775
Players Killed by Monsters:	6669	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	178467
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	8961	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	4215
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Potions Brewed:	187	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5991
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Towns Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.