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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4121	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ores Mined:	4674	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2604
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2389
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5721	Mines Excavated:	4007
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crops Grown:	6243
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!