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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	6686

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6160	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Animals Bred:	57	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mines Excavated:	4618

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.