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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	154

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Items Found:	2517

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Villages Defended:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.