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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ores Mined:	1432
Buildings Constructed:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4123	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	299403

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ores Mined:	1527	Star Shards Collected:	71
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5184
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	362337
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.