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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	189
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	7805	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crops Grown:	2148	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	408207
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Star Shards Collected:	221

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2206	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1068	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	4480	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.