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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Towns Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	8669

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Star Shards Collected:	204	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	9651
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Buildings Constructed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7901
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8088
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.